I went out last Wednesday. Last Wednesday was Halloween. I really wanted to go out and celebrate especially since hardly anyone knew what my VERY obvious costume was on the Friday night prior. I decided that I would just throw something on and “call it a dizzayy” (Sugam Langer voice). I wore a shirt with some birds on it with velvet leggings and BAM, my costume = “I’m like a bird”.
Fast forward 3 hours and 5 cocktails later and I was in the middle of the dance floor at Middlesex Lounge getting my swerve on. It just so happens that my “best white girl dance moves” were KILLING it that night because I was asked out; on a date.
Here we go..
So after some back and forth, we decided to meet for dinner on Sunday night. We met in front of a Pizzeria Uno’s at which point I told him we were not going to dine there (no offense Poonam). To be honest, I had my heart set on this chickpea burger and I had to have it. Anywhoodle, the date was great; good food, good conversation and better drinks. Before it got too late, we hugged it out, I hopped into a cab and thanked him for a good time.
I received a text right away that he had a fun time and we should hang out again; which I thought was a nice gesture. Again, a few texts back and forth and lights out for Laura.
I woke up at my usual 4:30am time for water and to check my phone when I saw I had a few unread texts. My eyes were not functioning properly so I couldn’t make out the font, however, what I did see, clear as day, was a photo..
Of my date..
Sent at 3:45am..
Speechless: (a literal SMH moment)
Okay, here is the thing I understand, different strokes for different folks but C’MON MAN!@? Why would a guy think that a girl wants a nudey photo after a first date? Correction, what makes a guy think that a girl EVER really wants a naked pic?? I know there are some members (definitely one, you know who you are ;)) who will openly disagree with me but I am just not with IT!
Anyways, I had no words and did not respond to this image forever embedded into my memory. The next day I received an apology text saying that his cousin sent it from his phone. Hmm I mean yes, maybe, but I have my doubts.
What do you guys think? Cousin or cover up?